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Flight 7500
A twist you see coming
Strangers on a plane are trying to figure out why people are dying & disappearing
Apr 26, 2026
Apex
Apex is not a thriller
A survival horror you can't unsee
Apr 25, 2026
The Beldham
A missed opportunity
The ultimate unreliable narrator
Apr 15, 2026
Dangerous Animals
A good little movie if you can get past the brutality
A brutalist Outback horror on the open ocean
Apr 9, 2026
All Reviews
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy
Do wraps make a mummy?
The Crazies
Is it that good or Timothy Olyphant?
The Running Man
A dystopian flick with a sense of humor
Flight 7500
A twist you see coming
Apex
Apex is not a thriller
The Beldham
A missed opportunity
Dangerous Animals
A good little movie if you can get past the brutality
The Visit
Don’t let your kids go alone
Scream 7
A hollow nostalgia trip
The Midnight Club
Clock Strikes Zero
The Quiet
The Quiet should have stayed quiet
Poltergeist
The all-time greatest Poltergeist
Hocus Pocus 2
How You Do a Sequel After 20 Years
Knowing
Something you don’t want to know
Army of the Dead
Tig Notaro FTW
Things Seen & Heard
Things you can’t unsee
Promising Young Woman
If you like that sort of thing
Son
No guts, no glory
Cabin Fever
Just F*ck
Hell House LLC
Another found footage movie (but with creepy clowns)
To the Lake
If Russian Lit were a TV show..
What Keeps You Alive
It isn’t your stupidity
Depraved
Why didn’t you start with that?
Nightmare Cinema
It gets better
Doctor Sleep
The one movie that might be better than the movie
Pledge
Pledge: The hidden gem?
I Trapped the Devil
But did you trap the devil?
Piercing
Silent, Artsy Dexter
Gwen
Awwww, man…
Zombieland Double Tap
Zombies don’t make it a horror movie
Haunt
The one I didn’t see coming
Annabelle Comes Home
Not the Warrens
The Perfection
The perfect ending
It Chapter Two
My literary heart can’t handle this shit
Child’s Play
I’m finally OK with creepy doll movies
St. Agatha
A Pregnant Nun
Piercing
You will never not say “WTF”
Sweetheart
What kind of scaly manfish are you?
You Should Have Left
Don’t Turn on Your Captions
Do Not Enter
Just Don’t
Willy’s Wonderland
*Grunts in Nic Cage*
Smile
Get scared shitless by a smile
Cabinet of Curiosities: Lot 36
The devil’s in storage
Cabin in the Woods
One of the best horror comedies EVER
Imaginary
A bad name for a worse movie
Midnight Mass
Relive your Catholic trauma with Midnight Mass