Reader Advisory — Watch the movie before you read this - the ending is too good to have spoiled
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Cabin in the Woods
R 1h 35m min 2010s

Part parody, homage, and satire, this movie uses classic horror tropes and even other movie monsters to create a one-of-a-kind masterpiece. New viewers will want to skip reading reviews before watching - go into this cold the first time. You won’t be disappointed.

Villains
Scenes★ = Our Favorites
The K*lls
⚠ Trigger Warnings
Nudity
1/5
Nudity for trope purposes.
Sex
1/5
Sex for trope purposes.
Voyeurism
3/5
I mean, it's a huge premise of the movie just not in the way you might think.
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Essential horror
There aren't many movies like this one, so it's got my highest recommendation.
Scare
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Slight unease
Not real scary, few jump scares but nothing that'll make you want to leave the light on.
Intensity
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Mildly heavy
It's not all that intense, just the building in the first part of the movie.
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Strong
There are a couple gruesome scenes, but the length of time is minimal.
Horror Scale
27
Date night safeWhy would you do this
Gateway Horror
21–40
Gore drives the score here — graphic — the camera doesn't look away. Genuinely creepy in places.
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