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Smile: It’ll Make You Want to Hide Behind Your Eyes
Oct 22, 2022
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The Thing About Pam: Said in my best Keith Morrison Voice
Oct 9, 2022
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The Quiet Should Stay Quiet
Oct 9, 2022
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Hocus Pocus 2: How You Do a Sequel After 20 Years
Oct 2, 2022
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Knowing: Something you don’t want to know
May 14, 2022
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The Cellar: In few words
May 13, 2022
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Agnes: It’s Not About Agnes
Apr 22, 2022
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In Defense of: The Unholy
Jun 9, 2021
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What I Watched On Vacation
Jun 7, 2021
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The Call of the Wild: It’s not for kids (or adults)
May 27, 2021
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Army of the Dead: Tig Notaro FTW
May 24, 2021
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Things Heard & Seen
May 14, 2021
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Promising Young Woman: If you like that sort of thing
Apr 28, 2021
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Son: No guts, no glory
Apr 16, 2021
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Cabin Fever: Just…F*ck
Apr 16, 2021
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Review: Hell House LLC
Apr 10, 2021
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TV Show Review: To the Lake
Apr 10, 2021
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Not-Horror Movie Review: Hubie Halloween
Apr 10, 2021
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Ghost Riders: Two vastly different movies
Apr 10, 2021
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Thunder Force: The Crab Being the Funniest Thing
Apr 10, 2021
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Willy’s Wonderland: *Grunts in Nic Cage*
Feb 27, 2021
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What Keeps You Alive: It isn’t your stupidity
Oct 28, 2020
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Mulan: It’s not for your kids
Sep 6, 2020
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Rotten Tomatoes 2019 Horror List: Abbreviated, Part II
Jul 11, 2020
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Depraved: Why didn’t you start with that?
Jul 11, 2020
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Rotten Tomatoes 2019 Horror List: Abbreviated Part I
Jul 11, 2020
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Nightmare Cinema: It gets better
Jul 11, 2020
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Doctor Sleep: the one movie that might be better than the book
Jul 11, 2020
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Pledge: Hidden gem?
Jul 11, 2020
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I Trapped the Devil: Did you?
Jul 9, 2020
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Piercing: Silent, Artsy Dexter
Jul 9, 2020
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Gwen: Awwww, man…
Jul 9, 2020
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Zombieland Double Tap: Zombies don’t make it a horror movie
Jul 9, 2020
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Haunt: The one I didn’t see coming
Jul 9, 2020
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Annabelle Comes Home: Not the Warrens
Jul 9, 2020
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Horror Movie Review: The Perfection
Jul 9, 2020
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It II: My literary heart can’t handle this shit
Jun 27, 2020
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Child’s Play Remake: I’m finally OK with creepy doll movies
Jun 27, 2020
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St. Agatha: A Pregnant Nun
Jun 27, 2020
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Satanic Panic: You will never not say “WTF”
Jun 26, 2020
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You Should Have Left: Don’t Turn on Your Captions
Jun 23, 2020
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Sweetheart: What kind of scaly manfish are you?
Jun 23, 2020
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