I thought I had seen this shit before. I had, just the older 2002 version with Ryder Strong (you know I loved me some Boy Meets World). Netflix kept prompting me to watch it, so FIIIIIIIIIINE. It’s got all those shitty, teenage horror tropes. The last small-town gas station with unwelcoming townsfolk. Long sex scenes that add nothing to the plotline. Gratuitous boobs. Well, it suddenly gets worse when one of the blondes gets fingered and, to EVERYONE’s horror, her vagina is rotting off. From there, it’s a lot of spitting blood and rotting vaginas. Until, the other rotting teen (the rotting teen they put in a fucking shed) asks…