Son: No guts, no glory

How far will one mother go to protect her son?

Duh, all the way.

Which is why I’ve been avoiding this movie. Of course, she’ll do anything for her little monster. Not a new premise. Next!

The acting isn’t half bad. The kid…he’s pretty fucking creepy. Especially when he’s eating entrails.

Where have all the good horror movies gone?!

Nothing is original anymore. It’s like they’re all having a gross-out using the same plotlines. Here’s this crazy looking demon and weird ass cult and you get a teeny tiny taste of it at the beginning and end.

Great, thanks. I watched this kid eat people and MOAN for 90 minutes and now you get to the potentially interesting part.

What are these stories for? Do we only watch movies for the grotesqueness of it? It might as well be in a porn theatre for all the story these movies have. But, MOOD! I got mood for fucking days. Give me something interesting to watch.

Recommended for…

People who like suspense and entrails