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St. Agatha: A Pregnant Nun

I’m a spoiler

Turns out I had started this movie…well, that is a great sign that I started it and forgot about it.

So, here’s the deal. Woman gets pregnant, gets abandoned by men, goes to a convent run by a nun who actually gave birth to a baby in that house. Yep. Pregnant nun.

That shit tipped me off.

What ensues is gruesome puke-eating sadistic torture that usually doesn’t accompany a convent full of nuns. I expected possession or other demon/cult-like shit…nope. Sellin’ babies!

And they don’t even give you the satisfaction of knowing whether or not the sadistic nun is alive, dead, or perhaps possessed?!

If there’s a sequel, count me out.

Recommended for people who like all the bloody stuff with no payoff.